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The psp, has come up strong. It had people lineing up at stores to get their hands on this new totally coolhand-held-sytem.
Sports: To be updated
News: Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita have done their damage. Thousands are now without homes. This a devastating tradgety.
Jokes:
Diet Tips:
If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same thing.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you, you look thinner.
Movie-related foods don't count because they are simply part of the entertainment experience and not a part of one's personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, and Junior Mints.
Enjoy your Diet!!!!
-- Malcolm Kushner, How to Use Humor for Business Success
Rev. Lowell's Treasury of Humor: He Who Laughs, Lasts
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